Unleashing Your Creative Monster: Know Who's Your Bitch

June 7, 2010

in Creativity

Cre­ativ­ity is a moth­er­fuck­ing bitch.

There are no two ways about. Any­one who’s ever messed about the cre­ative process, ever tried to define it, explain it, ever tried to teach it, ever tried to wres­tle it to the ground and pro­duce heart­break­ing works of stag­ger­ing genius on a con­stant basis, is sooner or later dashed upon the rocks of paradox.

For cre­ativ­ity is a, but also b, is some­times x, but other times def­i­nitely not x, and even though you can cer­tainly nur­ture it with steps and best prac­tices, because of how much cre­ativ­ity likes to break the rules, some­times doing the exact oppo­site of those steps and best prac­tices yields the cre­ative results.

Cre­ativ­ity is a moth­er­fuck­ing capri­cious bitch.

And yet, like any other fool who’s tried to make cre­ativ­ity his bitch and ended up going slightly deranged with the effort of it, I too am mak­ing the attempt to teach you, oh enrap­tured reader, how to unleash the cre­ative mon­ster in you. Unleash I say, a cre­ative mon­ster, so you too, can go out into the world and inflict your cre­ative gifts upon it, not unlike spread­ing a sheen of sheer silk onto soft yearn­ing skin.

You’ll also be hap­pier, less prone to hair-tearing and ear-slicing, bring more beauty into the world, and be an irre­sistible mag­net to the sex of your choice.

Who’s Your Bitch?

This, my dear reader, is your first les­son: know who’s your bitch. For cre­ativ­ity is not like a lin­ear, repeat­able for­mula; a job at the assem­bly line that joins part A with part B and always pro­duces part C (for Cre­ativ­ity). Cre­ativ­ity asks you to take sep­a­rate ele­ments, mix them up in ways we’ve never seen before, and pro­duce unique results – (hope­fully) every time, on bud­get and under dead­line (dead­lines; you were plan­ning to ship, right?).

And the unfor­tu­nate truth of the mat­ter is that with such a chaotic work-flow, you sim­ply can’t guar­an­tee that you’ll suc­ceed on each cre­ative endeavor.

I’m sorry I have to hang up my moti­va­tional speaker hat so early on and start burst­ing bub­bles. But remem­ber what I said about cre­ativ­ity? That’s right.

Cre­ativ­ity is a moth­er­fuck­ing capri­cious bitch.

You can work your hard­est, sweat your wettest, stay up all night in your insomniac-est, wor­ry­ing about how much of a hack you are and how you’ve always man­aged to get by, but not this time, and how humil­i­ated you’re going to be in front of all your peers, never being able to get a job in this town again and end­ing up starv­ing, unloved and full of fleas – oh, sorry. You get what I mean. You can do your utmost best, but you’ll still make some turds along the way. Because of the utter capri­cious­ness of the cre­ative act, you’ll win some, you’ll lose some, never bat­ting home runs all the way. The ear­lier you accept that, the eas­ier it’ll go.

And that my friend, means you are creativity’s bitch. You can seduce her, per­suade her, attract her, encour­age her, but you can­not force her.

But.

And this is a very pow­er­ful word in the realm of cre­ativ­ity: But.

If you work hard, do your best and keep on learn­ing; the bet­ter the chances of you doing great cre­ative work. Cre­ativ­ity is not (always) a mat­ter of sheer dumb luck or cre­ative genius. Effort is not to be dis­cred­ited. Do the work, and the chances that cre­ativ­ity will bestow upon you her favors increase.

You can­not guar­an­tee that you will be astound­ingly cre­ative each and every time. But you can bet that the harder you work, the more likely cre­ativ­ity will smile on you and help you pro­duce those heart­break­ing works of stag­ger­ing genius.

You may be creativity’s bitch, but you can make her love you. A lot. Rav­ish, even.

How exactly, you ask?

Stay tuned, earnest reader.

P.S. In the mean­time, this helps.

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don June 9, 2010 at 1:18 pm

I would like to take this opportunity to clarify to readers who don’t personally know the writer.

He doesn’t swear this much in real life, is quite demure and kind to friends.

Now that Im done clarifying, his alter ego in the blog is a loud, swearing, sarcastic pompous bitch.

Kinda of like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde…scary…:-)

But maybe that’s his creativity speaking

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j July 20, 2010 at 3:04 pm

I actually found that his manner of speaking illustrated the frustration creators/artists experience perfectly.

(I for one, was motivated. and I love Elizabeth Gilbert. Thanks! – from a new reader)

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e-Nicusor August 11, 2010 at 5:50 am

Hey… I find this articles very interesting and i like to translate them in my language, so I can understand it better and share your knowledge with others… Hope you don`t mind… I don`t asume credit of the work, just for the translation in romanian. Thank You!

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